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This was my submission, tryout for some online marketing gig...as best I could tell.  I was a bit suspicious they were just taking submitters ideas and using them later.  But then I generally just don't trust people.  I thought it was a rather good submission.


Assessment Assignment Hustler Marketing – EternityModern.com

January 17, 2022

Applicant: Boon – David Bunten

Email: BoonCartoons@gmail.com

 

Subject Lines:

Your Home Doesn’t Have To Be - YUK!

Be Happy In Your Home

Dread The Weekends No More

Pre-Headers:

Living Room Depression?  We have a fix.  Let’s change that now.

Put the “SWEET” back into your Home Sweet Home.

Is your work place nicer than your home space?  You need some help decorating. 

One Liner:

Eternity Modern will make your living spaces eternally welcoming.

Banner Copy:

You should want to come home for an eternity.

Image Ideas:

First: Shot from the back of room looking towards the entrance door.  A weary, exhausted, and sad woman, work attire, high heels in one hand, glasses on her head, overstuffed laptop back under the other arm.  The room is a collection of mish-mash furniture, orange-browns and tan/beige, 1990’s TV/Bookshelf, a black/chrome faux leather recliner and ottoman. 

Second: Same room, Eternity Modern furniture with the same woman, happy (maybe what could be construed as her significant other next to her), some friends with cocktails and some other friends coming in the same entrance door. 

 

 

Weekends At Home Are No Fun!

You walk through your front door on a Friday, exhausted from a long week at work, ready for a weekend of me time in your own personal space, but your personal space just depresses you.  It just doesn’t feel right. It doesn’t express you.  It doesn’t flow.  It is just a bunch of stuff.  Yuk!

Over the years you’ve tried to pull it all together.  You spent hundreds of weekends cruising the showroom floors of all the local furniture stores.  Maybe you added a piece here and there mostly because you needed a place to sit or to put your TV.   Mom has even dumped some pieces off.  The next thing you know you have a mish-mash of textures, colors, styles and functions.  You know deep down it doesn’t feel like home.  Even your friends keep their compliments to a minimum. What can you do?

What if there was a place you could shop for furniture that doesn’t require exhausting road trips.  A place where you can see stylish, comfortable, sophisticated collections of furniture that express your best idea of a happy home that will inspire your friends to gush with envy.

Well, there is a place, EternityModern.com (hyper link to EternityModern.com; “Home Furniture”) and it is the exact right time to get started so your next year at home will be the start of your happiest years at home.  Eternity Modern wants to help make furniture shopping comfortable, so for a limited time you will be able to have your new furniture shipped for FREE until December 15th!  Use the discount code: FREESHIPPING.

Eternity Modern has been creating welcoming living spaces since 2005 and we made it even easier for you to create the home of your dreams with our easy to shop website.  We have helped thousands of people (hyper link to https://eternitymodern.com/reviews; “Decorating My Home”) stop dreading coming home.

The longer you hesitate the greater the chance you will never have a happy home.  December 15th is close so get online (hyper link to https://eternitymodern.com/; “Decorating Help”) now.  Create a place you will want to come home to and entertain your friends.

Claim My Home SWEET Home Now (hyper link to EtnerityModern.com; “Home Decorating”)

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