How to Become a Motivational Speaker

Here is a list of sure fire ways to become an inspiration and launch your career as a motivational speaker.

Get Fat
Get Addicted to Drugs or Booze
Kill Some One
Take Advantage of People

I've noticed this as a popular trend over the years. If you can manage to make a complete wreck of your life, then correct and clean up this mess you've created, you will earn the right to tell other people the secrets and methods of how not to do what you did, or correct their own mess, which can lead to a very enriching career as a motivational speaker. Their is no shortage of examples out there.

The Formula to Motivational Speaking

get fat, have surgery to loose weight, become inspiration
do drugs, become drug addict, almost die, get clean, become an inspiration
have one drink, drink more, do something stupid, self profess being alcoholic, stop drinking, become inspiration
kill someone, go to prison, come out, tell people killing is bad, become inspiration
build company from scratch, rob people blind by cheating them, get caught, go to prison, become inspiration

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Departure

My mother reached down, straightened my tie and told me to go on outside and wait by the car. My sister soon joined me, dressed in a typical 1970’s plaid dress, knee socks and black buckle shoes. The sun had just started to rise on this late summer day in the suburbs of Washington, DC. Me being all of six years old and my four year old sister, dressed to the nines standing in the driveway next to the family’s light blue Volkswagen Beetle must have been a sight of curiosity for the neighbor out walking his dog before leaving for work. He must have known, although we were in our Sunday best, church was not our destination. Soon our mother appeared dressed in the latest seasonal fashion and in keeping with mine and my sister’s attire. She pushed the storm door open and stepped to the side of the small concrete stoop to hold the door open for our father to emerge. He was in a brownish suit with a perfectly coordinated tie that was classic seventies, ironing boa...

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